Weird mediocre week with shark movie 47 Meters Down, raunch-com Rough Night, and Cars 3. Drink every time someone mentions The Bends and you will die. Not enough sharks (or scares) in this shark movie. Stupid ending. Rough Night is about women, but in the end the insecure fiance is the hero? Should’ve been more funny given how great the cast is. Cars 3 is terrible for the first hour, then gets kinda good. We spoil the hell out of it, so beware. You can read the written form of Andy’s comments here. The short Lou before the movie is the best part. That we don’t spoil because it’s beautiful.
This week we take on Blake Lively’s shark attack movie The Shallows, Matthew McConaughey fights for good ol’ boy southern freedom and equality for people of all races in the Civil War drama Free State of Jones, and we bitch about how awful Independence Day: Resurgence is. Warning: spoilers. Luckily, this movie is spoiler-proof, as it comes pre-spoiled for your convenience.